h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

(via transformationnation)

azizimsorry:

some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO

(via jancarloreyes)

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via jancarloreyes)

But then I remember that you can’t so yeah….

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

(via ex-cuse-u)